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04 January 2005 @ 11:21 pm
Life lessons  
Lesson of the Day:

People do not take comments about drug dealers seriously.


(I was buying my new cellphone and my mom was talking to the lady about how my sister is on Fido since they have per second calling. And she then said my sister makes a lot of 20 second calls. So I told the lady it is because my sister is a drug dealer. Everyone thought this was very, very funny even though I wasn't laughing (but i was smiling). *sigh* Disclaimer: It's true tho, she's not really a dealer...)

Lesson of the Week:

Do not take slapshots in your basement no matter what the man on the TV tells you to do.


(Especially if it is a small basement and you are using a golf ball. It is tres dangereux and makes a lot of noise when it deflects off the new washing machine.)

Lesson of the Holidays:

If you have a skateboard and a snowboard and you bring only one home, you can be guaranteed that you will not use the one you brought home because life hates you sometimes.


(Everytime I bring home my snowboard, it warms right up and the hills shut down. Everytime I bring my skate home, there is 9ft of snow. For the last few days I have cried bitter tears since it is dry and warm here and I have no skateboard yet as soon as I get back to school, it will be snowy.)

Actually life's been pretty good so far! I'm impressed. It just means something is bound to go horribly wrong soon. Possibly a bad mark? (Yes, I STILL have not got my marks). Or maybe life is being nice since me and Ash nearly died on the way home...again. I am just happy I am home.

I wish I wasn't going back to school.

Gah.

2/7 days a week I have no school.

For shame.



I have to go back tomorrow :(((((((((
 
 
feelings: depressed
 
 
 
ashleyataraxic on January 5th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
Especially if it is a small basement and you are using a golf ball. It is tres dangereux and makes a lot of noise when it deflects off the new washing machine.

hahahaha. hey, viveh. you kind of rock. <3

sort of reminds me of the time i was playing foot hockey in my basement, and mike pelted the ball at me, and i dove to save it and ran into the tv and knocked it off the stand. the screen broke and everything. madre and padre were not happy. aheh.

i found it rather amusing.

ash <3

ps - that put me off hockey for life. (: