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26 March 2012 @ 10:12 pm
skins 6x10: the weakest review ever, for the weakest series ever  
LOL WTF IS GOING ON?
hahaha




what is this?
i decided to watch all of skins this week as its something of an occasion. but having only seen maybe a total of 30minutes across the last 4 episodes (i've got the gist from online things), but i have no real idea wtf is going on? why is franky running away exactly? isn't this supposed to be a finale -- not FRANKY'S STUPID EMO DRAMA? lol @ matty and nick too... is this a comedy cos they're outrageous.

this is the dumbest shit already, lol.


ETA: GEORGIA KING YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WHINY HIPSTER BULLSHIT

OMG FRANKY you little snotty shit. GEORGIA KING KICK HER SKINNY BITCH ASS.


finale, my ass.

lol snow. that's a first.

enough with the stupid franky post-dubstep/witchhouse-y theme music all the time btw. WE GET IT . SHE'S A POOR DAMAGED HIPSTER SOUL. aren't they all?

MAGIC TRUCK DRIVERS.

this is me liveblogging. it's so .... meh.

FRANKY you dumbass twat. no sympathy. fuck this shit. it's SO bad. this is alternately possibly the most boring finale i've ever seen. congrats skins.

ffs just get a tumblr and post your try-hard photos with some lame ass quotes in helvetica on them and call it a day, franks.

oh right. franky doesn't do that shit cos that happened in s5 and this is an alternate universe where s5 didn't happen at all.

i forgot.

my bad.

ETA2:

LIV. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR THIS CRAP TOO. leave, that's right, leave and never look back cos you're better than this. cos only you know the truth and will say it (and lol georgia lester i suspect you and i are on the same page. too bad you work for skins and actually had to pretend to like this series.)

OH whaddya know? it's Sister Mini. what happened to her and what's all this lame fanservice? i smell BE/Female Spawn's interference...
i actually pretty much hate mini and franky and nick and matty and alo. who else is there for me to hate?

oh hmm. RICH? where is rich? it's um... half way thru and he's not even been SEEN yet. wtf kind of finale is this?

at least this ice cream i have is delicious.

PHISH FOOD.



ETA3:
it's not series 6 unless a teenager is dancing in their underwear! cos that's all teenagers do! that's what makes them so young and edgy! ok then.

at least this time it's actually a boy.
thus you can tell it was not written by BE(or his clone) cos DBR isn't half-naked. RELIEF.

OK. LIV, TAKE RICH WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. "yaaay... alo's here." mte.
GO TO CAMBRIDGE WITH HIM K LIV.



LMAO rich be crazy.

ETA4:

WHY ARE THEY WEARING MATCHING JUMPERS
this is so fuckin.... bullshit. that descriptive-ish noun is getting stale.
and errr... is that a special nail varnish cos aren't you NOT supposed to do that when preggers, espesh i dunno after almost miscarrying...

i feel there's a story about liv/alex i should care about

but i don't.

oh yes.

a nice completely unrealistic pool rave. this is what the hype was about? seems... tame.

ooh more dramatic music cos franky's freaking out. AGAIN! SHOCKING!!!!!

HAHA FRANKYS A WITCH!!
PLOT TWISTTTTT!!!!


grace. jess sula YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED THIS SERIES

unnecessary fanservice lesbian kiss. again.

joy.
so what franky's kissed all of the girls now, and half the boys. hmm. yeahhhhh. right.



wah wah wah shut up franky.
or should i say DBR cos this whole series hasn't been franky.

i wish she'd fallen out that window.

soz franky babes, emily fitch already did the crying suicide jump fake-out.
get some new material pls.

haha lol rich. i hear effy stonem's got an extra room in the madhouse for you.



georgia king. i love you. please come to me.

leave them all.

ps.
why isn't everyone dead yet? i wanted everyone to die except liv.
i wanted them all to be set on fire or something.

this is a rip-off.

ETA:
this is some massively cheesy bullshit. hello american teen dramas from the 90s. it's nice to see you haven't actually died. skins has reincarnated you.

"we had a pretty good time"
WUT RICH?! EXCEPT FOR YOUR GF DYING IN A MASSIVE CAR WRECK YOU MEAN

mini.... ugh. have your stupid hopeless farmbaby and piss off already.

well that was a nice convenient slapdash end for mini/liv that virtually came out of nowhere considering the whole series....

GEORGIAAAA KIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG you're so pretty, talented, and wonderful. why are you here? you don't fit in. you and franky are not related. don't try that one on.

oh franky no apology for being a selfish ungrateful jerk? hmm
nope? no? okay then. keep on keeping on.


awww sad, emotional female vocalists being sad and emotional to evoke emotion that is otherwise absent from the actual content.

i suppose i'm supposed to feel that way too?

nope! cheap tricks of tv editing.


this is too ridic.

congrats malo on your life of poverty and teenage parenthood in a barn.
look at your life look at your choices, you complete utter dumbshits.

i don't like how many times i've had to write "franky" in a blog about the FINALE.

LIV GET OUT NOW. imma blow this shit up myself if i have to.


FINAL ETA:
That was dumb as fuck.


WHY ARE THEY ALIVE? WHY ARE THEY NOT ALL ON FIRE?!
WHY WHY WHY

That's really the best you could have done, Skins? Shame on you cos that was stupid and not worthy.
OOOH HOMELAND. NOW THAT'S GOOD TV.


thank god it's over forever.
please no sequels. kthxbye
 
 
mparamourjenjesse on March 27th, 2012 01:55 pm (UTC)
Béibhinn Mór-Ríoghain: [skins] nips: glad for what we've gotdoreah on March 30th, 2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
LOL. LJ marked this as a "suspicious comment".

Thank you, bb. I love cake! My heart is hard, cold, and full of inescapable bitterness now; perhaps this will warm it up :)
mparamourjenjesse on March 30th, 2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
Yeah I think LJ does that when comments have links in them lol
an idea is bulletproof: Skins - Rich-Graceelizalavelle on March 27th, 2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
About to post my live blog to the finale... omg so random. Why does Frankie get a third of this season to herself? BE totally wants to feel up Dakota, seriously. LOL you're right you can tell it wasn't a BE written ep though becase Dakota kept her clothes on.

Jessica Sula was so robbed this series. She had a great character last year and was shit this season the entire time.

Yup Mini and Liv are suddenly friends again - WTF?

I kind of wish that Mini had realized after running away that she wasn't ready to take care of a baby and gave it up. Instead she's going to what, live in a barn that has no heat or water? Great call. Best life choice ever.
Béibhinn Mór-Ríoghain: [bl] denise: give me a f'kin breakdoreah on March 30th, 2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
So many bad choices here. SO many. Both characters and the writers/producers. So many bad choices the entire series, so I guess at least they're consistent up until the very end! ;)
an idea is bulletproof: Buffy - miss tuesdayelizalavelle on March 31st, 2012 12:35 am (UTC)
I wish they could have been consistent with series five quality. Glad it's done. No more ever.