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03 March 2007 @ 12:55 am
Things not to do at a Guster show:

1. Fart. (Then do the not-at-all-subtle glance around, then the "I'm uncomfortable" shuffle).
2. Bring a backpack.
3. Be a cheapskate and stuff your coat into said backpack so you can save the whole $1.75 it costs at coat check.
4. Wear a wool sweater and stand in the pit. Then scratch as the heat and your sweat make the shirt itchy.
5. Put your beer on the floor. You will lose it.
6. Make out. Just, no.
7. Bring your (tall) dad (who will stand in front of short girls like me).
8. Be a cheapskate and bring your backpack and bring your dad (who is wearing a wool sweater) to make out with and then fart while spilling beer on the floor.
(This one didn't happen. But it would still suck if it did.)

The End. Simple.
And Peter, Paul & Mary was very excellent tonight. If only more people listened to them nowadays.
tunes: the cranberries - hollywood
Ashley Rae: BSG_Text_Somewhere A Clock Is Tickingloves_bitch1301 on March 3rd, 2007 07:03 am (UTC)
I've been to a concert just like that! It wasn't Guster, but everything else is identical.
thephoenix23 on March 3rd, 2007 08:56 am (UTC)
LOL Ouch
an idea is bulletproof: Firefly - Inara big damn heroelizalavelle on March 4th, 2007 04:08 am (UTC)
LMAO you win at LJ posts today!

I'm glad your Peter, Paul and Mary show was great :) hopefully no one did anything on the Guster list :) I may have to link to this entry from my LJ...