They really are.


Today, I dropped my discman in the toilet.

That is cleary the biggest of the world's current problems. Clearly.




To top it off, it had pee in it. Then I washed it in some attempt to use it again. Had I known that washing a urine covered discman really wouldn't have helped it work again, I woudn't have bothered. This event caused me to be late for my job. So, currently, it is drying in front of a fan. Most likely it will never work again.

This is tragic news.